Knicks in Six: The Double Crown is Coming

Let’s get straight to the point. The Finals are here, and the prediction is already set in stone: Knicks in six. If you don’t believe in that, SMNYD. And yeah, for the people in the back, that means Suck My New York Dick.

We already handled the Spurs this season, and one of those times was strictly for the money to bring home the NBA Cup. Now, we’re about to make history. The Knicks are going to be the first team to ever lock up both the NBA Cup and the actual championship in the same year.

We got OG Anunoby and Mikal Bridges locking down the wings. The defense is relentless. And look, stop calling Wembanyama an alien. His mama named him Victor, and that’s exactly what we are going to call him: Victor.

He is going to have his hands full. Victor has got to come out to the perimeter and guard KAT—aka the big bodega—who is shooting the three from the top of the key better than any big man to ever do it. Better than any big in basketball history.

And the moment Victor has to step up and guard Jalen Brunson live? JB is going to drop 61 on his head again.

The blueprint is written.